So me and my best friend/brother were walking home after an amazing dinner at Maroons, which is a Jamaican and Soul Food restaurant in the Chelsea area,and as usual random conversations erupt out of no where when we hang out. This time the conversation geard it self toward...brace yourself...douches and enemas. Weird I know but that's just the fabulous nature of our friendship. This is how the conversation carried itself.
Eddie: "OMG you know what girls should do with enemas?"
Me: "What?"
Eddie: "Don't laugh..."
Me: lol "just tell me!"
Eddie: "Well imagine after they finish using warm water to let the kat loose they freeze her!"
Me: Lmfao "whatchu mean?"
Eddie: Lmfao "They should use like freezing cold water to tighten it up again...i even suggest putting the enema in the freezer for a while!"
Me: Lmfao...Lmfao "I can't!...that must be soo uncomfortable"
Eddie: "Oh im sure it is but it'll fix the guys turning gay thing for sure!"
..::PAUSE...WE LOOK AT EACH......BURST IN UNISON LAUGHTER::..
THATS WHAT THE MAJORITY OF OUR NIGHTS CONSIST OF
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